The Avengers cast signed shirt that is meant to be cute because they’re SO honest? yeah, I don’t think I’d want to be seated across from or next to this guy. No, it’s not because I think I am attractive. It’s because he’d have fawned over all evening and I’d be cast in the role of the third wheel. I might have to start rumors that he idolizes Michael Bolton and Barry Manilow and that he has a third nipple.
The Avengers cast signed shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve
Firstly, there’s no way in hell that guy is single. He has got to be false advertising. Secondly, that guy is probably Tinder’s right-swipe veteran who needs The Avengers cast signed shirt to have the girls flocking. Thirdly, if the gods are actually giving us a favor by keeping such a fine specimen single, where the hell can I meet him?
Cos girls just LOVE a guy who lacks confidence and advertises it on his t-shirt. Yeah, that’ll get him laid. I feel like buying this and wearing it for the hell of it. As a semi in shape guy, it’d be fun since it’s also the cold-hearted truth