I’d like to take the time to wish a happy birthday to the rootinest, tootinest varmint in cattle country. Her denims smell like her horse, her Don’t flirt with me I love my girl she is a crazy january girl she will murder you shirt is permanently stained from spittin’ her chewin’ tobacca, but she always turns her boots upside down at night and she’ll shoot a man in the back if he messes with her young’uns.
Don’t flirt with me I love my girl she is a crazy january girl shirt
Don’t flirt with me I love my girl she is a crazy january girl she will murder you shirt, So if you see my mom today, wish her a happy birthday. She’s already had her breakfast whiskey so no need to approach with caution, just make sure to leave your gold nuggets at home. Drunk or sober, she will murder you for some gold. She ain’t never been a-feared of the noose, she sure as hell ain’t startin’ today.
I needs me this bloody freaking amazing shirt cuz I indeed was born in January and listen to Bangtan Boys and nobody should mess with me. Plus, the fact that it was photo shopped onto my ultimate bias makes it even better. I need to get you this shirt